Things I’d Like To Say

Over the course of my umpiring career, I’ve accumulated more than a few items that I’d love to say to others involved in the game. Unfortunately, discretion being the better part of umpiring, I usually keep my mouth shut (except when among my peers at the local watering hole after a game).

So, here’s my opportunity. If you see yourself in any of this, ask yourself whether or not that’s a good thing…

Things I’d like to say…