Things I'd like to say...

Over the course of my umpiring career, I've accumulated more than a few items that I'd love to say to others involved in the game.  Unfortunately, discretion being the better part of umpiring, I usually keep my mouth shut (except when among my peers at the local watering hole after a game).

So, here's my opportunity.  If you see yourself in any of this, ask yourself whether or not that's a good thing...

Things I'd like to say...